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It was written in the form of Facebook status updates. An entire quest's worth of them.
Originally submitted on Fanfiction.net by ~Aotearoan, it has since started migrating outwards to take over the internet, much like Sauron spread his armies of darkness over the world (only without the inevitable and crushing defeat, obviously).. While the entire Fellowship of the Facebook can be found in the gallery here under 'Writings', the best way to read them is on Squidoo, following the links below, as they have been slowly and painstakingly formatted over many hours to actually look like Facebook statuses rather than lines of text
While I (~Flynn-the-cat) keeps stalling on the last installment (Return of the Friend Request) it WILL be done and that's only the very end. (In the meantime, you can jump to the end to marvel at how hard it would have been to read 
)More recently,~Flynn-the-cat has decided that The Lord of the Facebook would make an excellent test subject to inflict still-forming skills of comic-making and quick sketching upon. This will be a very random project, with occasional scenes going up, until entire conversations are finally illustrated. Other people's contributions are welcome
Anyway, on to the linkage. (You may notice that each book gets much longer... and better written, and sillier)
The Chapters of The Fellowship of the Facebook
- Chapter One: Concerning Hobbits
- Chapter Two: From Mushrooms to the Prancing Pony Lol
- Chapter Three: To Rivendell!
- Chapter Four: Quest! The Council To Moria
- Chapter Five: Foes and Friend Requests
The Two Notifications Chapters
- Chapter One: Is nameless
- Chapter Two: Into Rohan, and stuff
- Chapter Three: Fangorn and Following Feet
- Chapter Four: Kings and things
- Chapter Five: On the way to Helm's Deep
- Chapter Six: Epic Events and Excellent Ideas
- Chapter Seven: The Battle Begins
- Chapter Eight: Helm's Deep!
- Chapter Nine: Self Congratulations, Generalised Angst
- Chapter Ten: Getting Drunk, Getting Even
- Guestbook and More
The Two Notifications is a parody of the second LOTR film, The Two Towers.
The Return of the Friend Request Chapters
Chapter One: Smoke and Shiny things ♦ Chapter Two: Not Quite As Genius Anymore ♦ Chapter Three: Size Matters Selectively ♦ Chapter Four: I just can't wait to be King ♦ Chapter Five: Dear Gimli, Look After Your Axe ♦ Chapter Six: Seagulls, Sparkles and itsy bitsy Shelob ♦ Chapter Seven: DER DERN! DERN! DERDER DERN! (the Song of Fail) ♦ Chapter Eight: A Woman's Place is on the Battlefield ♦ Chapter Nine: Only Momentarily Tempted ♦ Chapter Ten: The Name Game ♦ Chapter Eleven: The Mouthwash of Sauron ♦ Chapter Twelve: It's Complicated ♦ Chapter Thirteen: Trolling ♦ Chapter Fourteen: Hugs for Everyone! ♦ Chapter Fifteen: Aragorn is Culturally Sensitive ♦Chapter Sixteen: The Scouring of the Shower ♦ Guestbook and More
The Return of the Friend Request is a parody of the second LOTR film, The Return of the King.
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